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Immebsmom
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PostSubject: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 5:08 pm


One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman
who did not whine, nag, or b****.
HappyHappyJoyJoy HappyHappyJoyJoy HappyHappyJoyJoy HappyHappyJoyJoy


But it was a long time ago,
and it was just that one day.

The End
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 5:34 pm

There are only two ways to argue with a woman .
Neither of them work.
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 6:28 pm

lordoftime wrote:
There are only two ways to argue with a woman .
Neither of them work.

Hmmmmmmm Tony, This should get some discussion here.

Can you just imagine if somebody had said something similar on the *other* boards? :taz: FlamingMad

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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 6:31 pm

lordoftime wrote:
There are only two ways to argue with a woman .
Neither of them work.

DUH!!!! At least you get it now!!! lol!

Or as Susan's husband says, you only need to know 4 words to have a happy marriage. "Yes Dear" and "I'm Sorry"...and if you use the first two you hardly ever have to use the last two!!! Cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 8:17 pm

Dan , I didn't realize what I said was incendiary FlamingMad since I know this is forbidden in the rules. However perhaps it is OK if applied to a whole sex ? So I am not singling out a specific person ? Plus I was only following Laura's lead. It is only in Dancing where we are allowed to lead. Cool .

And Laura are you saying it is safe to say Yes Dear even when it will result in a catastrophic calamity ? Even when following insane orders we will still be held responsible and still have to say Sorry.

Sorry for daring to attempt to contradict you. ImNotWorthy
please forgive
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 8:22 pm

Immebsmom wrote:
lordoftime wrote:
There are only two ways to argue with a woman .
Neither of them work.

DUH!!!! At least you get it now!!! lol!

Or as Susan's husband says, you only need to know 4 words to have a happy marriage. "Yes Dear" and "I'm Sorry"...and if you use the first two you hardly ever have to use the last two!!! Cheers

roflmao Ain't that the truth!!
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeThu Feb 26, 2009 2:02 am

lordoftime wrote:
Dan , I didn't realize what I said was incendiary FlamingMad since I know this is forbidden in the rules.

Hey Tony,

I said that this would happen if you said this on the *other* boards. There are people over there who actively look for things to get upset over. There is one particular 'lady' who pops up everywhere stirring the pot; people know who she is and make many comments when she shows up.

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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeThu Feb 26, 2009 8:35 am

Dan, that is exactly the reason I found this board. It was just getting so stale and nasty over there.
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeThu Feb 26, 2009 2:00 pm

Is this topic for Jokes in general or the battle of the sexes jokes and related fairytales ?
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeThu Feb 26, 2009 2:56 pm

Yes!
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeThu Feb 26, 2009 2:58 pm

so that means yes to both ?
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 10:26 am

Ok then i'll play it safe.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:05 am

www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/2937

This is the Ultimate 1st Wedding Dance. Hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:12 am

Who is your real friend?

This really works...

If you don't believe it...just try this experiment:

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:17 am

Depends if the spouse was a man Smile


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:19 am

Uh huh......
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:45 am

If a man is all alone on his boat, fishing in the middle of a lake with no other boats nearby, and he utters an opinion to himself, is he still wrong?
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:46 am

If a man says something in the woods and his wife isn't around to hear him, he is STILL WRONG. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:47 am

thevacationstop wrote:
If a man is all alone on his boat, fishing in the middle of a lake with no other boats nearby, and he utters an opinion to himself, is he still wrong?

HAHAHAHA we posted at the same time, I guess I answered your question huh? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:53 am

crusinmama06 wrote:

HAHAHAHA we posted at the same time, I guess I answered your question huh? Laughing

Mine needed no answer. It was a rhetorical question!
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:57 am

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 5:10 pm

OK Last one.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 1:38 pm

Here is a little something to make all of us feel old:

THE PEOPLE WHO STARTED COLLEGE THIS FALL WERE BORN IN 1990.
THEY ARE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE SPACE SHUTTLE BLOWING UP.
THEIR LIFETIME HAS ALWAYS INCLUDED AIDS.
THE CD WAS INTRODUCED THREE YEARS BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.
THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD AN ANSWERING MACHINE.
THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD CABLE.
JAY LENO HAS ALWAYS BEEN ON THE TONIGHT SHOW.
POPCORN HAS ALWAYS BEEN MICRO-WAVED.
THEY NEVER TOOK A SWIM AND THOUGHT ABOUT JAWS.
THEY DON'T KNOW WHO MORK WAS OR WHERE HE WAS FROM.
THEY NEVER HEARD: 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?', OR 'DE PLANE BOSS, DE PLANE'.
MCDONALD'S NEVER CAME IN STYROFOAM CONTAINERS.
THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO USE A TYPEWRITER.
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 4:15 pm

I didn't need that to feel old. One daughter turned 20 last Sunday. Other daughter turned 17 on Wednesday and passed her driver's test today.

Thanks, but I feel old enough already. Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Fairytale   Fairytale Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 4:47 pm

We just had our sixth Grandchild.How can that be scratch
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